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Coast Guard rescues man running to Bermuda in a ‘bubble’ [photos]


“Rogue hamster.” LOL.

Let’s meet the hamster, Reza Baluchi, who was actually on this “run” for charity:

Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble'

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 5, 2014

So this guy was going from Miami to Bermuda in a bubble, but the Coast Guard stopped him:

— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) October 4, 2014

Does the Coast Guard now bill Baluchi for the rescue or do those costs count as a charitable contribution as well?

Now, was this just a stunt or a preview of how we’ll travel in the future to avoid Ebola?

#Ebola RT @cnnbrk: Coast Guard rescues man who said he was running to Bermuda.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) October 5, 2014

@FoxNews Using the bubble to protect him from Ebola?

— Toxic Nation (@crisp_aw) October 5, 2014

Prob the last to catch Ebola tho “@FoxNews: Coast Guard rescues man attempting to reach Bermuda in homemade 'bubble'"

— Steve Miller (@Steve_Miller_) October 5, 2014

Ebola. RT @duchessrebecca Why? RT @NBCNews: Coast Guard rescues man running across ocean in bubble

— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 5, 2014

Could be. And our intrepid runner from Florida isn’t the only one making “bubble” news. Performer Akon is defending the use of a bubble in his act claiming it was not related to any fears over catching Ebola:

This bubble has been apart of my show for years. Way before Ebola existed. Let's try n stop Ebola before it spreads.

— AKON (@Akon) October 4, 2014

Yes, let’s stop the spread of Ebola. With bubbles.


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