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Coming attraction: José Canseco says he’s developed a new ‘manfume’

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Poet, painter, and … perfumer?

Canseco announced this afternoon via Twitter that he’s perfected a new “manfume.” Oh, the anticipatory trembles women everywhere are feeling as they imagine smelling Canseco’s essence on their men!

This is shaping up to be one hell of a smell.

It is called CANSECO with 4 secrect ingredients

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013

@DeeepThreat oooh!

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013

The first secret ingridient is dragons blood. not kidding

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013

Sweet! Wonder what the other three could be. Here’s a clue:

The other three are odors of our youth and should tranfer my powers

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013

How … tantalizing! So, what do we have to do to get our hands on a bottle?

Limited bottling availabe in fine stores and others on May 1. secret tip – get my agent if you want to reserve a case [email protected]

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 9, 2013

A case of Canseco? Yes way, José!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/09/coming-attraction-jose-canseco-says-hes-developed-a-new-manfume/



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