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Giggle-snort: Tommy Christopher calls Obama ‘the personification of truth’

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Call off the search parties! Chris Matthews’ missing leg thrill has been located. The runaway tingle was spotted this morning shivering its way up the thigh of Mediaite’s Tommy Christopher.

“Barack Obama is the personification of truth"-@tommyxtopher [@Mediaite Whitehouse reporter] https://t.co/FBXtB0wu

— Ed Shahzade (@Ed) October 4, 2012

Unfortunately, Twitchy cannot confirm the whereabouts of Tommy’s objectivity. Or self-respect.

Brainwashed. RT @Ed: “Barack Obama is the personification of truth"-@tommyxtopher [@Mediaite Whitehouse reporter] https://t.co/4jEu08cp

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) October 4, 2012

'Reporters' have lost all credibility now. @tommyxtopher "Thanks for admitting that Barack Obama is the personification of truth."

— laura w (@laurww) October 4, 2012

@tommyxtopher @ChrisHolfelder @rolandsmartin @Soledad_OBrien @RalphSavino "personification of truth"??? Thanks for the laugh riot.

— Badger Mike (@rubedawg1061) October 4, 2012

@snarkandboobs @AceofSpadesHQ But Obama is truth personified! #ohmysides

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 4, 2012

Media suicide happening.MT @tommyxtopher: @soledad_obrien Thanks for admitting Barack Obama is the personification of truth. @TwitchyTeam

— War and Peace (@cynthharrington) October 4, 2012

Aww, the chin-stroking douchebag @tommyxtopher is melting down. Seeing his Bammy eviscerated really hurts Lil' Tommy

— JWF (@JammieWF) October 4, 2012

Hey everyone @tommyxtopher is a must follow right now. If you want an idea of how bad Obama lost last night, check him out.

— Ben (@BenK84) October 4, 2012

Ever generous with his time, Ace of Spades helpfully retweeted the best of Christopher’s “spazzing.”

Sorry for all the retweets but I find spazzes hi-larious.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 4, 2012

Tommy xtopher has 2 modes: Linking MSNBC videos, and "LIES! ALL LIES!!"

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 4, 2012

When Tyson bit Holyfield, the headline wasn't "Holyfield Gives Lackluster Defense Of Ear" http://t.co/ou89CU7K #debate

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

The reason Mitt Romney won that debate: no one punished him for lying. Not media, not moderator, and not POTUS http://t.co/ou89CU7K #p2

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

The media are supposed to “punish” presidential candidates?

@amsmadwoman @proobamaagenda even the MSNBC panel made the lies 2nd story. Except Rev. Al. He was all over it.

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

Oh, Al. Bless his precious heart. And blood-stained hands.

Jen Psaki trying to convince @soledadobrien that Romney lying matters. Good luck with that. http://t.co/ou89CU7K

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

@rolandsmartin @Soledad_OBrien It's true that POTUS didn't punish Romney for his lies, but it's our job to do it now http://t.co/ou89CU7K

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

Got that? “Real reporters” are tasked with the oh-so-noble mission of punishing Mitt Romney. It’s a calling.

@rolandsmartin @Soledad_OBrien The lies should be more than a side-bar. They should be the headline http://t.co/ou89CU7K

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

@ChrisHolfelder @rolandsmartin @soledad_obrien @RalphSavino Well, they're supposed to work for the truth, so not for Romney.

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

Romney's preexisting condition lie will kill people. Media & Jim Lehrer own that now. At least POTUS tried to fight it. http://t.co/ou89CU7K

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

Romney wants the people to diiiiiie!11!!1

@tommyxtopher you know what doesn't kill people? pompous idiocy. by those lights, i congratulate you for not killing anyone.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 4, 2012

@tommyxtopher i do. i know it's hard for you because there are two syllables.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 4, 2012

@tommyxtopher You're so…eloquent. What a prose stylist. How proud Dan must be to pay you $10 a week.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 4, 2012

@jpodhoretz if you don't like being told to shut the fuck up, try starting a conversation like a professional. Or a human being.

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

Great, shitheel, then why are you bothering me? Not my fault I'm in your head. Happy to get out. @jpodhoretz

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

Today’s episode of Spaz Theater brought to you by Hope™, Change™ and Truth Personified™.

Update:

A tweet that speaks for itself:

Rev. Al Sharpton The Lone Voice Of Reason In MSNBC Debate Panel That Lost All Perspective [Column by @tommyxtopher] http://t.co/OsKSExph

— Mediaite (@Mediaite) October 4, 2012

Update:

Christopher took to Twitter to accuse Twitchy of lying.

lol, idiot @twitchyteam fascinated by my tweets, without context. Report the whole conversation, liars. https://t.co/eeN7h3yH

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

@twitchyteam and this https://t.co/UmFZrvGN and this https://t.co/TlKCpk7M

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

@twitchyteam Ah, I see, they buried the context at the end. Still dishonest.

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

Evidently we lied by including the very tweets he accused us of omitting. Hey, we’re no “personification of truth” like The One. Just ask Ellen Barkin.

The new lying: Showing raw video or writing of someone from the Left when they later are embarrassed by it. @AceofSpadesHQ

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 4, 2012

Gotta give @tommyxtopher credit: He says Daily Caller/FOX showing Obama speaking is lying, now @TwitchyTeam showing his Tweets is lying.

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 4, 2012

"Ah, I see everything I said when I flew off the handle without reading is wrong. Still, that makes you liars, liars."

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 4, 2012

And then there’s this:

@Aurvant @TwitchyTeam Comment was clearly a joke about the tweeter's idiotic premise, not actually calling POTUS "personification of truth"

— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 4, 2012

Snort.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/04/giggle-snort-mediaites-tommy-christopher-calls-obama-the-personification-of-truth/



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