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Heh: Jake Tapper zings Martha Stewart and her profile



What does CNN’s Jake Tapper’s tweet mean?

@charlie_simpson @jaketapper Methinks that was supposed to be a DM

— Petulant Skeptic (@petulantskeptic) May 9, 2013

@petulantskeptic @charlie_simpson nope

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) May 9, 2013

It wasn’t an accidentally public DM. It was a zinger aimed at Martha Stewart and her latest move: A venture onto the dating site

I am at the today show about to meet two men from my experiment on match. Com. This is real reality. Nothing has been fabricated for tv

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 9, 2013

Oh, honey. Bless your heart. We hope she didn’t regale her dates with awkward tales of her cryptic tweets or her snooty Hamptons happenings.

I wonder if Martha Stewart listed folding fitted sheets as a talent or a hobby on her profile

— SamuelBest. (@ssebesta) May 9, 2013


blam MT @jaketapper: Does her profile mention her jail time for obstructing justice and lying to govt investigators?

— RHoward (@rhoward_6) May 9, 2013

@jaketapper under her “most private thing I’m willing to admit” section

— akrasia (@signandsight) May 9, 2013

Someone found it to be meany pants. Sigh.

@jaketapper that’s mean, Jake, you are above that!

— fran sanders (@SandersFran) May 9, 2013

But Tapper set her straight.

@sandersfran i am willing to bet you have never lied to law enforcement or obstructed justice

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) May 9, 2013

@sandersfran my general belief is that it’s good to be honest, especially with police investigating a crime

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) May 9, 2013

@jaketapper you’re right, I can’t stay mad at you, you are too adorable, darn!

— fran sanders (@SandersFran) May 9, 2013

Tapper also received praise for his sub-tweeting skills.

@jaketapper @petulantskeptic So, just the world’s most awesome subtweet?

— EM Simpson (@charlie_simpson) May 9, 2013

@charlie_simpson @petulantskeptic i would never claim that mantle

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) May 9, 2013

Aw, don’t be so modest, toots. Remember, Mr. Tapper recently gave a hilarious lesson in Tw-outrage and sub-tweeting.

Lesson learned! Has Martha learned hers? Stay tuned.


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