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‘Impotent girly rage’: HuffPo’s Charles Clymer gets his ‘feminist’ wings clipped


@redsteeze Don’t put his insecurity on us. #blameshifter @cmclymer

— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) October 1, 2014

@redsteeze No sir. Not taking responsibility for that one. @cmclymer

— Erin (@deaf_erin) October 1, 2014

As Twitchy reported, über-feminist and all-around cool dude Charles Clymer is pretty upset about Julia Pierson resigning as Secret Service director. Like, really upset, actually. Maybe he just needs a hug?

Just too precious to even make fun of @cmclymer

— Terri (@CantBelieve10) October 1, 2014

Nah, what this calls for is hard-core mockery. Let’s get it on!

.@cmclymer You Reuse your Ikea shopping bags don't you?

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

.@cmclymer Smell this candle..

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

.@cmclymer The Bed Bath & Beyond line isn't going to move any faster with that kind of attitude.

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

.@cmclymer Just once I would like to pick the movie.

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

.@cmclymer I bet you have the softest hands and they smell like lilac.

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

.@cmclymer I'm going to go out on limb here and assume you make the most amazing quiche

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

.@cmclymer A piece of toast with Nutella on it IS NOT DINNER.

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

@redsteeze @cmclymer: What if there are banana slices on it?

— J.G. Alt (@nycconservative) October 1, 2014

We’ll have to get back to you on that.

LOL. @cmclymer is a strange and silly little man.

— Wyatt's Torch (@TorchOWyatt) October 1, 2014

.@cmclymer I really don't think you're @AmandaMarcotte 's type. Dial it back a little.

— hashtags are forever (@markwaterous) October 1, 2014

.@cmclymer if we could harness the sheer stupidity of liberalism…well we'd get you, so there ya go…

— Erick Brockway (@erickbrockway) October 1, 2014

@cmclymer That's precious

— CrankyGordon (@CrankyGordon) October 1, 2014

@cmclymer Haven't you heard? Women are just as capable as men. When they screw up they need to handle the consequences! Just like a man!

— Sue Brown (@Sue_Brown) October 1, 2014

@redsteeze I bet @cmclymer owns a red flannel onesie. #PajamaBoy

— Mark McClain (@MarkMMcClain) October 1, 2014

@redsteeze Not now, @cmclymer has a headache.

— Ignatius J Reilly (@tehinstigator) October 1, 2014

Shorter @cmclymer: "I'm sad I have a penis."

— RB (@RBPundit) October 1, 2014

You seem kind of overwrought @cmclymer… Maybe this will help

— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) October 1, 2014

There exist men who rather than stand up to bullying modern “feminists” would rather apologize for being male. It’s pretty gross. @cmclymer

— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) October 1, 2014

That time @cmclymer told the women of #TCOT what to do.. was not very feminist of him, was it? #mansplaining

— schlute, M.D. (@coolhandschlute) October 1, 2014

MT @cmclymer Please, someone — anyone — pay attention to me.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) October 1, 2014

I assume this started as a pose to get laid in college and cognitive dissonance forced him to really believe it. @RBPundit @cmclymer

— Bread N. Circus (@BreadNCircusUSA) October 1, 2014

Just saw the @cmclymer twitter account on a friend’s recommendation. Holy cow male-feminist parody accounts are hysterical.

— Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) October 1, 2014

@cmclymer <— Now following for the lulz.

— X3nomorph (@_X3nomorph_) October 1, 2014

@cmclymer You do know that by Tweeting about feminism, you are stealing attention away from a woman who wants to Tweet about feminism!

— Jimmy Simpson (@informedblackmn) October 1, 2014

@redsteeze This is how I imagine @cmclymer looks while tweeting his nonsense about "male privilege" on Twitter.

— CFLancop (@CFLancop) October 1, 2014

I am Chuck's impotent girly rage.

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) October 1, 2014

@JustinRWalton @exjon @cmclymer Damn! Just caught my male privilege in my zipper.

— Cory (@corrosion1) October 1, 2014

@cmclymer ever tried you use your penis to get out of a traffic ticket?

— Bizarro Sirota (@dad_of_jacob) October 1, 2014

@cmclymer Very deep. Sure told those disgusting penis-havers.

— BearFrog (@Bearpants29312) October 1, 2014

@redsteeze @cmclymer Naw, #PenisShaming starts at home.

— WarDamnJulia (@JuliaTillou) October 1, 2014

Meh. I generally find my penis to be pretty unhelpful.

— Milkshakes Anytime (@MomMilkshake) October 1, 2014

@cmclymer @notmyname02 how many penises do you require be sacrificed?

— Barry Jones (@BDJonesInCO) October 1, 2014

I've never seen someone hate their penis so much. I don't see any other option than to chop it off, @cmclymer

— SúperThick (@SuperAndrea) October 1, 2014

@cmclymer So cut it off already.

— SúperThick (@SuperAndrea) October 1, 2014

That’d probably be less painful in the long run than this:

Gets up every day and slams his penis in a door jamb –>

— EducatédHillbilly (@RobProvince) October 1, 2014


@cmclymer thanks for making my day hilarious;)

— _chacho (@_chacho) October 1, 2014

Agreed. Thanks, buddy!



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