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Obsessed Touré: ‘Wonder what Mitt’s doing right now’

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We’re guessing it didn’t occur to you to wonder what MSNBC’s Touré was up to on Memorial Day. But his holiday plans were so hilariously pitiful, we have to share.

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/339164252063531008

Yes, he was busy obsessing over Mitt Romney. Still.

http://twitter.com/#!/yesnicksearcy/status/339180853827604481
http://twitter.com/#!/DeadBuffaloBlog/status/339177063833546752

Touré even humiliated himself by responding to his own pathetic tweet with an even sadder self-retweet.

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/339166414868987906
http://twitter.com/#!/McKinnonsMom/status/339214848246296577

Let’s let “Justified” costar Nick Searcy answer that one.

http://twitter.com/#!/yesnicksearcy/status/339248907303403520

Forsooth!

But wait … there’s more!

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/339167478393470976

Since we’re playing this game, any guesses what Mitt Romney was (or wasn’t) up to on Memorial Day?

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/339170639577497601

Yes, that’s really Touré’s thing.

http://twitter.com/#!/KingShamus/status/339170596086759424
http://twitter.com/#!/francolimentani/status/339166389099171840
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/339166903530577921
http://twitter.com/#!/SeanArther/status/339166131455660032
http://twitter.com/#!/bradcundiff/status/339168120516255744

While Romney lives rent-free in Touré’s head, Touré is making himself at home in Cuckooville.

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/339167659297996801

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/28/toure-wonder-what-mitts-doing-right-now-amused-conservatives-living-rent-free-in-your-head/



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