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#SaveTheStaffers: Delicious mockery of Wasserman Schultz’s starving staff

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Thanks to Sequesterpocalygeddon, Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s staffers are starving. Serious You Guys.

Things to blame on the Sequester #25: Wasserman Schultz staff forced to eat like the rest of us shar.es/eU76w via @breitbartnews

— Tom McClusky (@TMcClusky) March 22, 2013

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA —-> nation.foxnews.com/rep-debbie-was…

— LilMissHoosier (@LilMissRightie) March 22, 2013

OMG! The #sequester might force Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’ aides to – GASP! – eat like the rest of us??? The HORROR! shar.es/eUsVH

— RB (@RBPundit) March 22, 2013

Breitbart.com’s Mike Flynn reports:

She, almost literally, suggested that her staff were on the brink of starvation, due to the cuts.

Speaking at a hearing of the House Legislative Branch Appropriations Subcommittee, Wasserman Schultz worried that prices of meals in House restaurants are getting so high that aides are being “priced out” of a good meal.

If we had an impartial media, @dwstweets complaining that her staff has to eat like everyone else in the country would be major news.

— RB (@RBPundit) March 22, 2013

Just how much do these paupers earn?

[email protected]dwstweets your aids earn between $60k-$160K but they can’t afford lunch. What do they eat Lobster and Prime Rib?

— Lord of Time (@BrianKWithers) March 22, 2013

Well, then let them eat … fancy-pants cafe fare?

Flynn reports that gourmet sandwiches run a whopping $5 at the carry-out cafe in the Cannon Office Building. And at the Longworth Building across the street, the situation is even more dire.

I’m really worried that @dwstweets staff might find $7 stuffed chicken w/asparagus to be a hardship. #SequesterHorror

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) March 22, 2013

Things are getting pretty bad out there.

Candid photo of Wasserman-Schultz aide eating lunch in Capitol basement: bit.ly/ZESUA8

— Matt Cover (@MattCover) March 22, 2013

gollum

I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight knowing @dwstweets‘ staff didn’t have a good dinner. We must #SaveDebbiesStaff.

— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) March 22, 2013

I heard @dwstweets‘ Chief of Staff had to eat dinner at Outback instead of The Palm. This isn’t the America I grew up in. #SaveDebbiesStaff

— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) March 22, 2013

A report has just come in that @dwstweets‘ staff has been forced to eat Hydrox instead of Oreos. Appalling.

— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) March 22, 2013

Won’t somebody think of the staffers?

Poor babies. Maybe we can sponsor them, get Sally Struthers to make an ad about it. @jimmiebjr @dwstweets#SaveTheStaffers

— Laura Curtis (@Laura_PH) March 22, 2013

Ad copy: “Every day, a congressional aide risks having to bring his lunch from home. Please help.” #SaveTheStaffers @jimmiebjr @dwstweets

— Laura Curtis (@Laura_PH) March 22, 2013

@laura_ph For just thirty dollars a day, you can adopt a staffer’s venti latte, ribeye sandwich, and [email protected]jimmiebjr @dwstweets

— Razor (@hale_razor) March 22, 2013

@hale_razor Will we get a photo & a letter from the staffer we adopt? @laura_ph @jimmiebjr @dwstweets

— Kimberly C(@conkc2) March 22, 2013

Argh, had to correct the text in the graphic. @bradcundiff @jimmiebjr @conkc2 @hale_razor @dwstweets #SaveTheStaffers twitter.com/Laura_PH/statu…

— Laura Curtis (@Laura_PH) March 22, 2013

Paging Joe Biden: For just the cost of a one-night Paris hotel stay

just think @dwstweets how many of your ‘staff” could be kept from ‘starving’ for one night cost of @joebiden in London…what an idiot

— indyconserv (@indyconserv) March 22, 2013

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