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‘Well trolled, Metallica’: Band pokes back at anti-hunting whiners [video, pics]

Dear anti hunting whiners complaining about James Hetfield No one cares. Metallica didn't get cancelled from Glastonbury Happy crywanking. — Markus Von Bastarde (@CountBastardo) June 29, 2014 Last month, Twitchy told you about the halfwits who wanted Metallica frontman James Hetfield murdered for his support of hunting. Hetfield narrates “The Hunt,” the History Channel’s series […]

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Heh: CBS News’ Mark Knoller reveals why he could never replace David Letterman

http://twitter.com/#!/jneutron1969/status/454299444242964481 Now that Stephen Colbert’s been named as David Letterman’s “Late Show” successor, it looks like Mark Knoller won’t be starting a late-night career anytime soon. But you know what? He’s OK with that. In fact, it sounds like he actually came out ahead: http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/454298093853618176 Snicker. http://twitter.com/#!/annsummtbe/status/454298599292407808 *** Related: ‘Running out of stupid pet tricks’: Mark […]

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Lefty: Va. GOP race like ‘F, marry, kill’ between Malkin, Hasselbeck and Palin

http://twitter.com/#!/DelanaIryshe/status/467033891199393792 Mike Dickinson is very real, and seething with hatred for all things Tea Party, not to mention women on the Right. The self-described left-wing liberal claims he’s running to unseat Rep. Eric Cantor in Congress, and the repugnant Dickinson described the Republican ballot choices with a degrading “F, marry, kill” reference about Michelle Malkin, […]

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CNN mocked for entertaining theory missing airliner swallowed by black hole

http://twitter.com/#!/AmericnElephant/status/446498283846762496 CNN has been going 25 hours a day presenting stories, conjecture, theories and even toy planes in an attempt to explain the possible events surrounding the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines flight 370. However, Wednesday night, CNN appeared to have reached the absolute end of the credibility universe when discussing a recent cosmic theory for […]

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‘Aww yeah!’ #SHOTshow wins: Pavlich, nutshell graphic, armed ladies [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/423302729386045440 Nutshell-boom! http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/423321851259928576 As Twitchy readers know, Katie Pavlich has been tweeting delightful tidbits from SHOT Show in Las Vegas. http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/423302504755888128 On Tuesday night, she tweeted out those graphics, as well as these cheer-worthy stats: http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/423297999670738944 http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/423298684931952641 Armed. And fabulous. http://twitter.com/#!/mkhammer/status/423301812062814208 http://twitter.com/#!/ZX10Gal/status/423317188280201216 http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/423302049330393088 Snicker. http://twitter.com/#!/GregScheinert/status/423299314451222528 That’s right, baby! http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/423240851163070464 Lucky guy! Keep it coming, Katie. Fight, […]

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‘She’s beautiful!’ Mia Robertson is ready to ace post-surgery checkup [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/MaryandRobin8/status/423899444329725952 The adorable “Duck Dynasty” daughter recently underwent cleft surgery, and from the looks of things, she’s well on the road to recovery: http://twitter.com/#!/MissyDuckWife/status/423898434026758145 Gorgeous smiles, Jack! http://twitter.com/#!/IndianDoll1/status/423899004968001536 http://twitter.com/#!/sokheaven/status/423899444145172480 http://twitter.com/#!/JMedalis/status/423900531179126785 http://twitter.com/#!/devstessa/status/423900480771600384 http://twitter.com/#!/rockergirl69/status/423905124008734720 http://twitter.com/#!/jenkshelby/status/423909905276211201 http://twitter.com/#!/pambesteder/status/423899762438311937 Sending our best thoughts your way, Mia! *** Related: ‘Get better, Mia!’: Well wishes for ‘Duck Dynasty’ daughter Mia Robertson, sick […]

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Veep star’s ‘birthmark’ is ‘proof’ Rolling Stone didn’t make historical mistake [pic]

Give @OfficialJLD credit for a sense of humor. twitter.com/OfficialJLD/st… Of course, we knew that already … — Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) April 10, 2014 Twitter was abuzz yesterday over Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ Rolling Stone cover photo, which featured the Constitution on the “Veep” star’s back: http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialJLD/status/453676187676463105 Also featured? John Hancock’s signature. Which is all well and good, except for one […]

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Benefit cuts for military loom; Citizens lobby GOP, Dems to #KeepYourPromise

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/423514342441512960 CNN’s Jake Tapper asked the question, and for many, the answer was obvious: http://twitter.com/#!/libbyslemonade/status/423516570808492032 A strong social media campaign started by military spouses and families is turning up the heat on GOP leaders as well as Dems in protest of COLA benefit cuts for active duty soldiers in the trillion-dollar omnibus spending bill. The […]

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