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Warning: ‘Transient bee swarms’

http://twitter.com/#!/DKinchenFOX29/status/468914221624086528 As if driving on I-95 wasn’t painful enough, police are warning people about possible “transient bee swarms” in the area. http://twitter.com/#!/SWaltersTV/status/468893195179663360 A truck carrying literally millions of bees overturned near Newark, Delaware. The drivers of the truck were taken to the hospital for injuries that are reportedly not life threatening. http://twitter.com/#!/Sairey_Gamp/status/468902474578161664 “Combing?” We see what […]

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Henry Waxman turns Ebola travel ban question into immigration issue

http://twitter.com/#!/CaseyMattoxADF/status/522801100026826753 Rep. Henry Waxman continues to amaze at a House subcommittee hearing on the Ebola response. Waxman’s already lied by connecting Ebola in the U.S. to budget cuts, and when the question of potential travel bans arose, Waxman implied such a move would be anti-immigration: So Henry Waxman just compared a travel ban to immigration […]

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1-800-NOT-MY-FAULT

http://twitter.com/#!/Doc_0/status/469138889018322944 Because BUSH DID IT! Seriously, the President shouldn’t have to make public statements about stuff he didn’t even know about until he saw it on the news. That’s not really fair. http://twitter.com/#!/sven10077/status/469139304040914944 Perfect. http://twitter.com/#!/ShovelReadyArug/status/469141327427694593 A bargain. http://twitter.com/#!/rg_real/status/469180303282831360 Those can burn you though. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/21/1-800-not-my-fault-a-replacement-for-obamas-dopey-press-conferences/

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It might be a bit early to break out these Clinton/Christie 2016 napkins

http://twitter.com/#!/mattkatz00/status/406530204606431232 Politically overeager might be a good way to put it. Either selection might go well with your Demand Action gun control placemats, though. http://twitter.com/#!/MichaelLinhorst/status/406533138903351297 http://twitter.com/#!/Record_Melissa/status/406533257401229313 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/29/it-might-be-a-bit-early-to-break-out-these-clintonchristie-2016-napkins/

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Hilarious CNN graphic introduces fresh crop of ‘homegrown terrorists’ [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/karamat/status/514775670900408320 It really is. Take a look at this graphic from CNN: This is unhelpful. Doesn't tell us which ones are the homegrown terrorists. pic.twitter.com/aYz6sSY764 — Peter Hart (@peterfhart) September 24, 2014 Gasping! Paul Begala. Hands down. https://t.co/4hOxZbUzMT @peterfhart — RB (@RBPundit) September 24, 2014 Heh. @peterfhart @daveweigel its pointing right at Begala which seems […]

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Gasping! ‘Quote of the decade’: John Boehner’s most absurd claim yet?

http://twitter.com/#!/prolifeunity/status/411872067240595456 Stop! That didn’t happen, did it? http://twitter.com/#!/steve_doty/status/411173833882624001 Twitter users are still gasping for breath and who could blame them? http://twitter.com/#!/DamonParker1/status/411993886811119616 Heh. As Twitchy reported, Speaker Boehner lashed out at conservative critics of the budget deal. Dennis Miller called Boehner out as only he can. But citizens cannot stop buzzing about the absurd “conservative as […]

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‘Umm, what?’ Ke$ha asks fans to send teeth for rehab art project

http://twitter.com/#!/KevinClamato/status/426139505310314496 So Ke$ha… umm like what? Teeth? Really? Like why would you ask your fans for their teeth? Thats weird… #kesha #teeth #art— DisposableTeen (@MrsSteveRigh) January 22, 2014 Singer Ke$ha reportedly entered a Chicago rehab facility due to an eating disorder and a friend has occasionally tweeted on her behalf. Through that friend, on her […]

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‘Blazing Saddles’ turns 40; Mel Brooks misses a particular cast member [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/siegel/status/464518027786993664 It’s the 40th anniversary of Mel Brooks’ most successful comedy, “Blazing Saddles,” and the director and co-writer of the movie misses one cast member in particular: http://twitter.com/#!/MelBrooks/status/464517809112743936 Cleavon Little, who played Sheriff Bart in the movie, died in 1992. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/08/as-blazing-saddles-turns-40-mel-brooks-misses-a-particular-cast-member-pic/

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Bonehead Wall Street protester shows a major sign of stupidity [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnnyJesus/status/522061610626473984 OK, so technically this isn’t Tom Morello … but it totally could be: Tough choice… Gonna need a minute. pic.twitter.com/KITFUASJr7 — S.M (@redsteeze) October 14, 2014 Fer cryin’ out loud. Sign guy clearly hasn’t occupied reality for a long, long time. @redsteeze yeah, still going with ISIS — Zj Sky (@booloojenks) October 14, 2014 […]

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