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‘Gutsy’ Boehlert attacks Fox’s James Rosen for ‘smearing US soldier’

http://twitter.com/#!/mflynny/status/474729144593313792 Proper contractions be damned! Eric is throwing some red meat to his Fox-hating proglodyte minions and getting lots of payoff. http://twitter.com/#!/Mama4Obama1/status/474700100049326080 http://twitter.com/#!/Fairy_Gmother/status/474700581060108289 http://twitter.com/#!/Bye_Dogma/status/474700740477587456 http://twitter.com/#!/JohnHardy303/status/474702404479242241 http://twitter.com/#!/nineinchessoft/status/474702454698024960 (Not everyone has the “chops” to get 43 followers with an account named for a dead porn star.) http://twitter.com/#!/barbaraemiller/status/474703357374767104 Eric’s army of doofuses seems to have a lot of […]

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Maryland’s senators oppose use of vacant SSA office to shelter children

http://twitter.com/#!/jfritze/status/476137558729314304 As Twitchy has reported, tens of thousands of unaccompanied children from Mexico and Central America have been flooding across the U.S.-Mexico border, and the government is trying to find buildings in which to house them: a Phoenix bus station, an Oklahoma Army base, overcrowded Border Control offices in Texas and more. Democratic Maryland Sens. Ben Cardin […]

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‘His hair is mesmerizing’: MSNBC viewers captivated by guest’s amazing ‘do [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/perlberg/status/431891419381657600 Pffft. Speak for yourself! We hope to hear a lot more from this guy: http://twitter.com/#!/freedlander/status/431891278016417792 What is happening? http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/431893949565771776 It’s called awesomeness: http://twitter.com/#!/LDoren/status/431892063152402433 http://twitter.com/#!/lostdogs20/status/431890052193333248 http://twitter.com/#!/EvanMcSan/status/431890479240974336 Like some kind of … prophet: http://twitter.com/#!/claresayas/status/431896482384314368 Whoa. http://twitter.com/#!/thehiredmind/status/431896091122872324 http://twitter.com/#!/lostdogs20/status/431890710392868864 This woman claims to have known him: http://twitter.com/#!/TravelingAnna/status/431892451809570816 Color us jealous. Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/07/his-hair-is-mesmerizing-msnbc-viewers-captivated-by-guests-amazing-do-pics/

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‘Is that your hand in my pocket?’ These #LiberalCandyHearts are anything but sweet

http://twitter.com/#!/torreymspears/status/433351494968942592 What’s more romantic than liberalism, right? Here’s a sneak peek at how lefties will be expressing that lovin’ feeling this Valentine’s Day: http://twitter.com/#!/MitchBehna/status/433335524288262144 http://twitter.com/#!/Tomfreeusa/status/433331148693860352 http://twitter.com/#!/bayareahausfrau/status/433350941614428161 http://twitter.com/#!/KentAtwater/status/433353620306673664 Your Taxes Bought This #LiberalCandyHearts— John L. Pitts (@JohnLPitts) February 11, 2014 http://twitter.com/#!/JackieOProblems/status/433349333459546112 http://twitter.com/#!/desertgardens/status/433352106733363205 http://twitter.com/#!/N4LRB4me/status/433355310237884416 http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/433343982274244609 http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/433346989778944000 Ew. No thanks! Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/11/is-that-your-hand-in-my-pocket-these-liberalcandyhearts-are-anything-but-sweet/

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CNN mocked for entertaining theory missing airliner swallowed by black hole

http://twitter.com/#!/AmericnElephant/status/446498283846762496 CNN has been going 25 hours a day presenting stories, conjecture, theories and even toy planes in an attempt to explain the possible events surrounding the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines flight 370. However, Wednesday night, CNN appeared to have reached the absolute end of the credibility universe when discussing a recent cosmic theory for […]

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Report: 1 person killed, 2 with injuries in Aspen plane crash; Updated

http://twitter.com/#!/Clayton_Sandell/status/419929262842322944 Multiple reports are stating that one person has been killed in the horrific plane crash in Aspen, Colo. Two others are reportedly injured. http://twitter.com/#!/jeffrossen/status/419930054194257920 http://twitter.com/#!/nbcnightlynews/status/419931579369390081 Update: http://twitter.com/#!/ryanparkerdp/status/419997435293757440 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/05/report-1-person-killed-2-with-injuries-in-aspen-plane-crash/

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Islamist militia has pool party, John Kerry kiteboards on Nantucket

http://twitter.com/#!/AndrewStilesUSA/status/506874415242833920 Secretary of State John Kerry is back to work today, speaking via phone with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. http://twitter.com/#!/lrozen/status/506873649018978304 Hopefully he’s good and refreshed, having spent Labor Day kiteboarding in Nantucket while the rest of the world burned. http://twitter.com/#!/tweedylouwho/status/506821072004460544 Kerry looked so cool that Mark Steyn, filling in for Rush Limbaugh Tuesday, directed […]

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‘F*ckin white people’: Pro-amnesty bunch blasts ‘flaming racists’ in Murrieta

http://twitter.com/#!/A_KY_Asshole/status/484374700173582336 As Twitchy reported, yesterday, citizens gathered outside the Murrieta Border Patrol station in California to protest busloads of illegal immigrants. And according to the pro-amnesty crowd, that makes the protesters pretty much the worst people in the world: http://twitter.com/#!/JDKun/status/484373257760423936 http://twitter.com/#!/Jayy_Frisco/status/484382306686091264 http://twitter.com/#!/Joselyneegarcia/status/484359988249255940 http://twitter.com/#!/Miliano5/status/484357278326222849 http://twitter.com/#!/CarrieOh_77/status/484350648230506496 http://twitter.com/#!/jaxsaid/status/484367576697290752 http://twitter.com/#!/ValerieLovesKem/status/484372670746595328 http://twitter.com/#!/laloalcaraz/status/484368964034633729 http://twitter.com/#!/70torinoman/status/484364153612554241 http://twitter.com/#!/vertov/status/484375675042664449 http://twitter.com/#!/VeladorAnthony/status/484370928558551040 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/02/fckin-white-people-pro-amnesty-bunch-blasts-flaming-racists-in-murrieta/

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‘Oh the LOLs’! Sandra Fluke’s vow to keep fighting is unintentionally hilarious

http://twitter.com/#!/SuperAndrea/status/473576782138843137 We never thought we’d say this, but thank goodness for Sandra Fluke. When we really needed a good laugh, she came through with this gem: http://twitter.com/#!/SandraFluke/status/473569763017232384 Oh no, she di’int! http://twitter.com/#!/ArquetteSisters/status/473577355537969152 Bingo. “Regardless of personal cost”? Really? This is the same gal who made a name for herself by insisting that somebody else pay […]

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