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‘OMFG the pope is Catholic!’ Don’t miss most absurd Reuters headline ever

http://twitter.com/#!/brodigan/status/422736103204855808 What headline, pray tell? http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/422735530032250880 No, seriously. That actually happened: http://twitter.com/#!/EWErickson/status/422734704581017600 Twitter users can’t help but gasp for breath at the utter absurdity. “In a nod to conservatives!” Actual beliefs? No, no. That is crazy talk! http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/422735981121269760 http://twitter.com/#!/hotairblog/status/422735664518397952 The righteous mockery is swift and sure. http://twitter.com/#!/Neal_Dewing/status/422737867626909696 http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/422738494453084160 http://twitter.com/#!/LoganDobson/status/422737993141460992 http://twitter.com/#!/hale_razor/status/422738714968588288 http://twitter.com/#!/JGreenDC/status/422735698278354944 http://twitter.com/#!/seanagnew/status/422739346408497152 Snort. Someone better […]

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Monica Lewinsky joins Twitter with a TWSS joke? See who is hardest hit

http://twitter.com/#!/HoekedOnPhonics/status/524191475819872257 Oh yes. She did. With a “that’s what she said” joke? #HereWeGo — Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky) October 20, 2014 “@MonicaLewinsky: #HereWeGo” that's what she said… — Nono Bustamante (@bustanono) October 20, 2014 Oh dear. Ms. Lewinsky’s tweet has already been retweeted over 700 times and counting. Twitter users welcomed her as only they can. […]

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23 Times Neil DeGrasse Tyson Was So Sassy It Hurt

Astrophysicist with attitude. 1. On the end of the world: In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day — neiltyson (@Neil deGrasse Tyson) 2. On measuring the length of blood vessels: Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, […]

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Did Alabama kicker Cade Foster black out his Twitter page?

http://twitter.com/#!/DavidM_55/status/406949256319500288 Following this afternoon’s last-second loss to Auburn on a 110-yard field goal runback, it looks as though Alabama kicker Cade Foster has blacked out his Twitter profile and changed his name to “aaa.” Cade Foster's twitter page is just a black pic for his avi and his twitter name is aaa? He's trying to […]

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Oops! That awkward moment when the BBC made Calif. its own country [pic]

Weird map. "@BBCBreaking: Earthquake rocks buildings, shatters glass, Twitter users report http://t.co/SRut4Oy0a1 pic.twitter.com/QpTSrjQPrw” — Tamerlane's Thoughts (@TamerlaneBlog) August 24, 2014 Weird map indeed. The BBC took to Twitter to report on the earthquake that hit Napa Valley, Calif. And this happened: Earthquake near San Francisco/Sacramento rocks buildings, shatters glass, Twitter users report http://t.co/oDy3rKPBto pic.twitter.com/ujZKhoEp0O — […]

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