Astrophysicist with attitude. 1. On the end of the world: In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day — neiltyson (@Neil deGrasse Tyson) 2. On measuring the length of blood vessels: Just an FYI: If you removed all veins, […]
Well, it’s pretty clear that Hillary Clinton thinks her own idiocy “makes no difference,” as she continues to double down on past failures. Just a sample of 5 recent tweets clearly shows that she never, ever learns. First up? Good grief. She is AGAIN bragging about having the support of pro-abort nutter Wendy Davis. Next […]
The stars had an adorable exchange on Twitter. 1. Lady Gaga is pretty much killing it right now. View this image › NBC She blew everyone away with her Sound of Music performance at the Oscars, she’s going to be in the next season of American Horror Story AND she got engaged to the very […]
http://twitter.com/#!/DavidM_55/status/406949256319500288 Following this afternoon’s last-second loss to Auburn on a 110-yard field goal runback, it looks as though Alabama kicker Cade Foster has blacked out his Twitter profile and changed his name to “aaa.” Cade Foster's twitter page is just a black pic for his avi and his twitter name is aaa? He's trying to […]
Weird map. "@BBCBreaking: Earthquake rocks buildings, shatters glass, Twitter users report http://t.co/SRut4Oy0a1 pic.twitter.com/QpTSrjQPrw” — Tamerlane's Thoughts (@TamerlaneBlog) August 24, 2014 Weird map indeed. The BBC took to Twitter to report on the earthquake that hit Napa Valley, Calif. And this happened: Earthquake near San Francisco/Sacramento rocks buildings, shatters glass, Twitter users report http://t.co/oDy3rKPBto pic.twitter.com/ujZKhoEp0O — […]
I support Israel so don't tweet anti Israeli stuff to me or my account. — Goldrushtodd (@goldrushtodd) July 29, 2014 Todd Hoffman stars on the hit Discovery Channel series “Gold Rush.” After he told his Twitter followers that he supports Israel and doesn’t want to see “anti-Israeli stuff” in his mentions, he got a taste of the […]
@redsteeze "Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!" Typing @ukrprogress correctly was too hard for @AmbassadorRice. She was distracted by a video. — Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) March 19, 2014 White House National Security Advisor Susan Rice has apparently just begun a new political party called “the Progessive Party” based on her advocacy of “progess” in her failed attempt to […]
if you don't think @markhoppus tweets the best shit ever then i'm afraid you're wrong — m e g a n (@meganraeellis) December 2, 2013 No doubt. As Twitchy readers know, Blink-182’s Mark Hoppus rocks Twitter. His feed is straight-up hilarious consistently. They should give out Grammys for Twitter funnies; he’d run away with them […]
interesting choice of handle #cancelSalon MT @Salon: @Chop_Suey_Park explains #CancelColbert — Alex Morrell (@awmorrell) April 3, 2014 Um, what? That didn’t really happen, did it? Oh yes. It did. "@Salon: "I wanted to [expose the left's} inability to deal with their own racism": @Chop_Suey_Park explains: http://t.co/85BeLAoLmE" UHHHHH — Ol'♤KillJoy♤GDB (@GoddamnedBear) April 3, 2014 Salon.com’s verified Twitter […]