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The #CheetosBrigade gives deceitful Joe Scarborough a drubbing


Heh. As Twitchy reported this morning, Joe Scarborough doubled-down on his liar pants ways. See, little Joe got caught deceptively framing and presenting a video of a Romney rally. He tried to push the deceitful narrative that the crowd was chanting “Ryan,” and Mitt Romney was forced to beg for “Romney” chants. He called it a “fake controversy” after being caught and absurdly tweet-muttered that he was taking down names! Oooh, scary!

Today, he topped that off by sneering in contempt at those who exposed his deceit. According to him, the “Cheetos brigade,” who should boycott him.

RT @seanagnew: Shorter Juan Williams & Joe Scarborough mashup: You're *just* a blogger, and you eat cheetos.

— Stacey-SisterToldjah (@sistertoldjah) October 1, 2012

Well, the members of this brigade have a few things to tell little Joe.

@anthropocon Kind of the point. We are essentially half his audience now. @JoeNBC

— AG (@AG_Conservative) October 1, 2012

It’s hard to boycott something that few watch, Joe. Bless your heart. Next, mocking hashtags enter the mix. Wear your brigade badge with pride!

I'm thinking we in the "cheetos brigade" will remember Joe Scarsborough's insult whenever he tries to run again. #ChargeOftheCheetosBrigade

— el Sooper (@SooperMexican) October 1, 2012

@SooperMexican … and this guy thinks he can run for #PotUS? #ChargeOftheCheetosBrigade

— Torrey M. Spears (@torreymspears) October 1, 2012

#ChargeOftheCheetosBrigade I will bitterly cling to my cheetos while mocking concern troll conservatives like Scarborough.

— Jerry (@trythatTruCoat) October 1, 2012

Dear @JoeNBC, I'm a proud member of the #CheetosBrigade. Are you proud to be a member of the #HeadUpYourAssBrigade? @iowahawkblog

— G.L.I.T.C.H. (@jdftgadsden) October 1, 2012

Some who don’t eat Cheetos feel left out … what are they to do?

So what does @JoeNBC do with "mommy bloggers" who neither eat cheetos or live in mommy's basement but see thru his claims? @HarrietBaldwin

— Karen Braun (@SpunkyBraun) October 1, 2012

Is there a secondary Popcorn brigade perhaps? That might be a good one to start up; it’s fun to chomp on popcorn while watching sad, little Joe’s plummeting ratings.

Who will speak for the wonders of Cheetos? WHO?

@JoeNBC, what the heck is wrong w/ Cheetos anyway? It's a fine cheesy snack. And so what if my keyboard is stained orange?#CheetosBrigade

— Kelly (@flyoverangel) October 1, 2012

Yes! As are Doritos and other fine snacks. Maybe that’s Joe’s problem? Does he snack on hummus whilst sipping a soy chai? That would make anyone bitter and delusional after some time, wouldn’t it?

And “just a blogger” Ace of Spades enters with the best drubbing yet:

.@joenbc when will your radio show come back retooled and revamped and bigger than ever, as you promised?

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 1, 2012

.@joenbc but you promised your show was just being temporarily taken off the air for an awesome revamping

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 1, 2012

.@joenbc do you think your expanded and revamped show, which is soon to start up again, will interfere with your 2016 presidential bid?

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 1, 2012

.@joenbc because you know that your Massive Ratings will cause cries of "unfair advantage, equal time!" among your opponents.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 1, 2012

.@joenbc that's what I think you have to look out for — the Massive, Massive Ratings you bring in which will spur demands for equal time.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 1, 2012

What happens when you cross giggling and swooning? Giggle-swoon.

#CheetosBrigade Power to the orange dust covered masses! Seeking honesty and ethics in our media!

— Kelly (@flyoverangel) October 1, 2012

That’s right! If “just bloggers” can munch on Cheetos while holding lapdog paws to the fire, then more power to them. Long live the #CheetosBrigade, who will not go gentle into that good night. Orange-coated fingers and all!

Update: Ace comes back for more; Cheetos do leave you hungry an hour later!

.@joenbc How come you deleted the text Chyron saying that "Ryan" was being called when you ran the clip to prove you hadn't doctored it?

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 1, 2012

.@joenbc how did that text chyron get there? And why did you delete it later? If there's nothing wrong with it, why didn't you rerun it?

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 1, 2012

Yep! And why did he facepalm, exclaiming “Sweet Jesus,” if there was no Ryan chant in text at all in the first place?

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