1. On last night’s Jeopardy, contestant Dan Tran tried to tell a long-winded story about mistaking the sun for the moon, but ended up just confusing everyone tuning in because it was so ridiculously awkward.
3. Though the Boston resident hasn’t quite mastered the art of storytelling, he’s still pretty smart — he tied for first and will be returning for tonight’s episode (yesssss).
5. You got this, dude. Just remember: The sun is that hot thing that comes out when you’re awake.
Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/this-might-be-the-dumbest-story-ever-told-on-jeopardy