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Twitterers work off pent-up stress with #ElectionPickupLines


Election Day may have Americans on-edge, but that’s no reason we can’t release a little tension and feel a little love:

I don’t mean to stare, but my eyes just can’t stop oversampling you. #ElectionPickUpLines

— Brendan Loy (@brendanloy) November 6, 2012

Hey baby, wanna check out my poll? #ElectionPickUpLines

— Sunny (@sunnyright) November 6, 2012

#ElectionPickUpLines Girl, without your vote my state is blue.

— Kevin Cody (@TheKevinCody) November 6, 2012

Baby, you are not provisional to me. #ElectionPickupLines

— Dan Isett (@DanIsett) November 6, 2012

Want to see something that isn’t skewed?#ElectionPickUpLines

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) November 6, 2012

#ElectionPickUpLines Hey gurl, lemme show ya how to pull my lever

— Headshakers (@headshakers) November 6, 2012

Can I stuff your ballot box? #ElectionPickUpLines

— Dodd (@Amuk3) November 6, 2012

Republican? Democrat? Baby, I’m a member of the Pants Party, and you should be to. #electionpickuplines

— Graham Patrick Smith (@grahampatsmith) November 6, 2012

I’m trending upward #ElectionPickUpLines

— Matt Margolis (@mattmargolis) November 6, 2012

Ha-cha-cha! More, please!

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